parking nazi

'Twas the week of Christmas, and sitting at work;

Up pulls the meter maid, who I think is a jerk.

Looked out at the cars, all parked in row;

The curbs were hard to see, all covered in snow.

She approached a Kia, all black and dark;

Too close to the crosswalk, that car was parked.

Out came the ticket book from this wannabe po-po;

and she suddenly realized that the car needed a tow.

On the phone quickly, she called in the yellow rig;

Smug and happy; she probably wanted to dance a jig.

Car was loaded up and off to the impound lot;